Stephanie Oxford - COLE HAAN


I’d say this shoe has my name written all over it.  Though, apparently not. Looks like someone named ‘Stephanie’ already took over the marquee for this one. I’m sure she’s a nice girl. But does she have the twisted sensibility and kahonas to turn that sh*t upside down, ride it side-saddle, and own the show?

Consider this an open casting call for plaid, tweed, herringbone, houndstooth and striped partners that can lend this saddle the diversity she deserves. Whether the look is ‘Mad for Plaid’, ‘Nod to Mod’, ‘Quirky Uppercrusty’, or ‘Nerdy Collegiate,’ this shoe will be a more-than-engaging accompanist to any outfit. I promise. A hoofer like this demands a rightful director to guide her through the performance of a lifetime—to steal a few acts from the scene-sters, posers, and label queens who’ve got more than a shoe-string budget to play with.

No, the ‘Stephanie Oxford’ will never be the glitzy showgirl of your shoe closet. She is destined for something much better. With the versatility and range to support a variety of winning ensembles, she will give your wardrobe-as-a-whole the star status. In the spirit of demonstrating the rich range of styling potential here, I’ve gathered some Fall 11 runway looks below, ‘suggested pairings’ if you will (photos from  To purchase the shoe, visit

P.S.- What does a girl need to do to get a shoe named after her?!!

Carven Fall 11

Sonia Rykiel Fall 11

Dries Van Noten Fall 11

Thakoon Fall 11

Julian Louie Fall 11

Band of Outsiders Fall 11

Celine Fall 11

Christopher Kane Fall 11

Aquascutum Fall 11

Fendi Fall 11

Etro Fall 11

Burberry Fall 11

Thom Browne Fall 11